Didn't see this posted. Worth a chuckle.
http://thebarnstormer.com/category/cheap-throat/page/6/
The Barnstormer has secured the cooperation of a locked-out NHL player who has agreed to document each day he is kept out of action on the condition that we do not reveal his identity. Ever.
http://thebarnstormer.com/category/cheap-throat/page/6/