Funniest Professional Sports Names

[maplesyrup]

Haha. Good one.

 

[Tigger]

Yeah, the Olympics had some good ones, Destinee Hooker, Aichen Wang... nothing quite so motivating though.

 

[TheMightyOdin]

I like those weird moments when the commentators have to put these silly names together to call a play.

 

[sucka]

I like those weird moments when the commentators have to put these silly names together to call a play.

Bruin-Sabre game...
I've got a Woolley Zhitnik on my Peca, it's Brown, would ya like to Smehlik?

 

[hockeyfan1]

How about Darren Puppa, or, God forbid...Miroslav Satan! (It's actually pronounced "Sha-tan").

 

[hockeyfan1]

These really made me laugh...from the world of soccer...

Bongo Christ
Uwe Fuchs
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
Chiqui Arce
Danger Fourpence
Bernt Haas


;D


There are others even crazier...


Source: soccertens

 

[Justin]

Jeremy Trueblood and D'brickashaw Ferguson!

 

[hap_leaf]

These really made me laugh...from the world of soccer...

Bongo Christ
Uwe Fuchs
Rafael Scheidt
Rod Fanni
Johnny Moustache
Chiqui Arce
Danger Fourpence
Bernt Haas


;D


There are others even crazier...


Source: soccertens

Nice list!!
Bernt Haas...sounds so painful.  Like a terrible campfire accident.

Trivia: Did a random search and found he was previously a model for Armani.  At least some of these guys can fall back to another well paying career.