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AtomicMapleLeaf2 said:
So I must have missed the amulet thing, what is it referring to?
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Omg how much time do you have?

It starts, as all things do, with Russell Brand’s career downturn (sketchy behaviour) causing him to shill as Conservative and Christian, and naturally that evolved into hawking a techno mystical amulet
https://twitter.com/x/status/1846024507758162396
In the course of dunking on this flim flam, people looked up the company and…
https://twitter.com/x/status/1846318173496246496
The reference was apparently a fake article? But their website actually lists Tavares as an investor and ambassador.
So in spite of rumours of being extremely washed up after last season, Tavares started putting up numbers this season, prompting the meme that his wifi EM waves are really aligning. Tavares also believes in red light therapy (the fancy expensive machine kind, not the point your taint to the sun kind). He really wants every edge he can get to maintain his health and career and basically sports a high school education, so I’m surprised he isn’t into liver shots or something stupider.

Recently, extremely washed Max Domi also began to hawk the amulet on his IG page, and lo and behold, he is producing.

I missed the Knies goal to write this.
 
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