May I butt in with some observations?
Your use of "contrite" does not make sense. I'm not sure the word means what you think it means. Additionally, the long, polysyllabic, non-rhythmical, alliterative phrase is difficult to read
(irony intended.) I surely hope you don't speak like that in
common conversations. Perhaps it's your sense of keyboard
constriction that makes you unconsciously use unnecessarily
complex words and sentence structure.
This website provides some advice on speaking concisely:
http://www.plainlanguage.gov/howto/wordsuggestions/complexa
bstract.cfm
additionally, a list of simple words and phrases to use as substitutes can be handy:
http://www.plainlanguage.gov/howto/wordsuggestions/simplewords.cfm
We all need to learn.
The above provided with sincerest intent (i.e. not to be an ass.)