Kyle Dubas: Allain, do you know of any right-shooting burly men in your portfolio who would be amenable to playing for Toronto if we don't get our primary target... let's call him Peter.
Allain Roy: Rad idea, Kyle. Let me check.
Later that day...
Allain: Sup, Kyle. I got a dude who is interested. He kind of has a sketchy history with DoPS though. What are you looking to spend?
Dubas: I've got maybe 1 to 1 and a half... apples; they can be delivered... twice?
Allain: Let me see how much he likes... apples.
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And that's the story of how Kyle Dubas accidentally signed Kris Russell.
Kyle: I said, right-shot, Allain.