I know that was sarcastic.... but I'm going to go with it anyways:
You mean control the play in the offensive zone for multiple shifts at a time, then after tiring the opposition out, when they do get the puck, back check so they need to dump the puck into the offensive zone and change before they can even get a shot on net?
Yeah, I'm sure EVERY TEAM IN THE LEAGUE wants to utilize that strategy. It's kinda hard, unless you have the personnel to do so- no matter who the coach is.
* Note: In no way am I saying that Carlyle is doing a good job with the roster he has. But, team defence is part strategy and part execution. His strategy seems to be flawed, but really, I don't think we know that for sure because this team cannot execute the game plan for a full 60 minutes very often.