Official Ottawa Senators Thread

[Madferret]

Ottawas other 9 forwards:


Colin Greening:  1 goal in last 18 games

Nick Foligno:  1 goal last 24 games

Erik Condra:  0 goals last 27 games

Kyle Turris:  1 goal last 14 games.  Empty Netter

Zack Smith:  1 goal last 25 games.  Was a weak wrister over Nabokov

Kaspars Daugavins:  1 goal last 42 games

Zenon Kenopka:  0 goals in 26 games

Bobby Butler:  1 goal in 19 games

Chris Neil:  2 goals in 15 games.


Essentially 8 goals in 210 games.  That is absurd.


Talk about a 1 line team?. Michalek, Spezza, Alffy?. And Karlsson obviously

So I emailed this to the Team1200 yesterday and guess what?



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;D

Something tells me Ernie is going to get playoff tickets before me - I think he's converting!! 
;]

 

[Madferret]

Lehner was returned and Bishop recalled....aside from what he's doing in Bingo I'm happy with how he's coming along. Well done Robin...

 

[Sucker Punch]

Karlsson got fined $2,500 for his slash on Bergenheim.  Did anyone see it?

 

[Sucker Punch]

 

[CarltonTheBear]

That's unreal. Even in the butterfly he'd probably cover the entire net.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

That's why I wanted him. 

 

[CarltonTheBear]

That's why I wanted him. 

Same here. A 2nd rounder was higher than I thought he would have gone for, but I'd probably pay that price.

 

[bustaheims]

The bigger they are, the more holes they have, right?

 

[Sucker Punch]

The bigger they are, the more holes they have, right?

He does have a pretty fat five hole.

Stolen from another board;
[quote author=TrentBlue]
I feel like NHL shooters will abuse his five hole:

[/quote]

 

[bustaheims]

He does have a pretty fat five hole.

Yeah, I was only half joking. Just by virtue of being that tall, he's going to have a big 5-hole and larger gaps between his arms and legs. If he doesn't have a quick glove hand, NHL shooters are going to take advantage of that as well.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

Oh cool, didn't know he was ambidextrous.  ;D

 

[Sucker Punch]

Yeah...waitasec, something's wrong there.

Craig Anderson actually is ambidextrous, though.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

A picture of Marek Schwarz got thrown in there.

 

[GhostofPotvin29]

Bishop just got beat SHORT SIDE HIGH.

What?

 

[Madferret]

Greener with the GHH

 

[Madferret]

..Karlsson again. I wonder if he starts creeping into Hart territory talk soon...

 

[Sucker Punch]

Heh, Michalek gets completes a natural hat trick in the third by hitting the empty net twice.

 

[Bonsixx]

Jets score 7 last week and Byfuglien gets nothing. Sens score 7 tonight and Spezza gets nothing.

WHY?!!!!

 

[Madferret]

78 pts with 14 games left - .500 hockey from here on out would put us at 92 pts. That should to it? Hello?

 

[bustaheims]

78 pts with 14 games left - .500 hockey from here on out would put us at 92 pts. That should to it? Hello?

Pfft. Playoff berths are for losers.