Heroic Shrimp
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Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate said:Potvin29 said:Chev-boyar-sky said:Yeah it's SO intimidating when you're an NHL goalie and you drink water at your bench beside THE Carey Price. Like the real one. Who plays hockey and is gonna win the Hart trophy.
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It's probably what Healy thought about every time he played anybody as he finished with a career sub .900 SV %. "Oh my God that's X, who can actually stop the little black disk that always gets by me. How does he do that?" What a tool.
I was impressed by how calm Price looked as he drink that water. Drinking out of a water bottle can be tricky at the best of times but Price looked like it was the most normal, casual thing in the world.
Aaaaaand healy doubling down with more ass-kissing of the second coming of Patrick Roy.
It has been prophesied that, one day, the love child of Carey Price and Dustin Byfuglien will be born, and it will be a golden child, endlessly worshipped by Hockey Night in Canada as their saviour. He will be a roving goaltender, defenseman and forward, the world's first power goalie, and he will win both the Vezina Trophy and the Art Ross Trophy. He will be the most physical player ever, as well as the calmest, and his every move, every sip from his water bottle, will make Glenn Healy poop with delight.