Semin ( changed for the whiners who cant take a joke).

[louisstamos]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

Wow.  You win post of the day.

 

[Corn Flake]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

Wow.  You win post of the day.

He sure gave it his best shot.

 

[Bender]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

Wow.  You win post of the day.

He sure gave it his best shot.

I think all your accounts have been hijacked by Tobias Funke.

 

[Champ Kind]

Think the Leafs could coax Miro Satan out of retirement?  I think Satan's Semen line would be explosive.

 

[Corn Flake]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

Wow.  You win post of the day.

He sure gave it his best shot.

I think all your accounts have been hijacked by Tobias Funke.

I'm going to need to get off in about 5 minutes.

 

[Tigger]

I was going to try to work in the Medusa Impossible Meme, but how to compete with nutman wants Semen or Shrimp's Tahitian nailing.

 

[louisstamos]

 

[bustaheims]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

 

[jonlleafs]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

All I have to say is my 2nd line would be:

Grabs - Kulemin('s) - Semin

 

[Guru Tugginmypuddah]

Was going to post something, but I just blew it.

 

[Zee]

This thread is worthless without pics.

 

[Heroic Shrimp]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

I can't help but feel that if you really want an up and coming Semen, you should get your hands on a solid Randy Wood first.

 

[Kin]

Penis!

I don't think I got that one right.

 

[bustaheims]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

I can't help but feel that if you really want an up and coming Semen, you should get your hands on a solid Randy Wood first.

They just have to make sure the team doesn't rub him the wrong way, or he might just end up giving them the shaft.

 

[moon111]

You put Semen under pressure and he chokes.

 

[Frank E]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

I can't help but feel that if you really want an up and coming Semen, you should get your hands on a solid Randy Wood first.

They just have to make sure the team doesn't rub him the wrong way, or he might just end up giving them the shaft.

I've said it before, there are plenty of negatives with Semin, but there are also plenty of positives that come with Semin sliding one past the goalie...and that hard shot of Semin, even when it doesn't fill the gap can be a real stinger.

 

[LittleHockeyFan]

thanks guys. I just died laughing rereading this thread.

lol

 

[armche123]

thanks guys. I just died laughing rereading this thread.

lol

and the laughing doesnt stop.. it just keeps on coming and coming..

 

[maplesyrup]

I only made it through two posts... Premature exuberation  :-[ ?

 

[louisstamos]

The best part is the new title says "for the whiners who can't take a joke..."

yet 3/4 of the thread are jokes!