Semin ( changed for the whiners who cant take a joke).

[LittleHockeyFan]

this whole thread is gold. Needs to be Post(s) Of The Day!

 

[bustaheims]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

I can't help but feel that if you really want an up and coming Semen, you should get your hands on a solid Randy Wood first.

They just have to make sure the team doesn't rub him the wrong way, or he might just end up giving them the shaft.

I've said it before, there are plenty of negatives with Semin, but there are also plenty of positives that come with Semin sliding one past the goalie...and that hard shot of Semin, even when it doesn't fill the gap can be a real stinger.

Yes. He certainly makes things hard on his opponents, but, I'm not sure if his ability to score can overcome his defensive boners. Having him on the team could certainly be a sticky situation.

 

[LittleHockeyFan]

this gives a whole new meaning to that tired overused phrase 'he's got an active stick'

 

[Kin]

He certainly makes things hard on his opponents, but, I'm not sure if his ability to score can overcome his defensive boners.

So, what you're saying is, he can't cover anyone?

 

[L K]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRCpN4OMpM[/youtube]

Based on this video, he's great at beating guys off too!

 

[bustaheims]

So, what you're saying is, he can't cover anyone?

His defensive play would definitely leave us unsatisfied. His ability to get into the back end of the ice without leaving prematurely is certainly a concern.

 

[Guru Tugginmypuddah]

Great at 5 on 1 situations and pulling the goalie.

 

[KW Sluggo]

It would take big balls to blow the wad on Semen.  Massaging this young gun into the lineup might provide a few fireworks, but in the end I think it would be a mess.

It would certainly take a fair amount of stroking to ensure that it would be a pleasurable experience. Without proper manipulation, the situation could certainly wind up exploding in the team's face.

I can't help but feel that if you really want an up and coming Semen, you should get your hands on a solid Randy Wood first.

Well played by all.

Pity  the poor penis -- he's got two dependents and they're both nuts!

 

[maplesyrup]

I don't want him anywhere near my pool.

 

[13th fan]

This the best thread that I come across.

 

[Frank E]

He certainly makes things hard on his opponents, but, I'm not sure if his ability to score can overcome his defensive boners.

So, what you're saying is, he can't cover anyone?

See, I knew you'd come into the fold. 

 

[armche123]

He certainly makes things hard on his opponents, but, I'm not sure if his ability to score can overcome his defensive boners.

So, what you're saying is, he can't cover anyone?

See, I knew you'd come into the fold. 

What a relief! Its about time...

 

[Kin]

See, I knew you'd come into the fold.

Hey, I'm fine with dirty jokes.

"That's what she said" is not a dirty joke.

 

[leafplasma]

Having a very hard time swallowing all of this.

 

[armche123]

just the idea alone of him coming here makes some individuals gag

 

[The Red Polar Bear]

this gives a whole new meaning to that tired overused phrase 'he's got an active stick'

 

[Bonsixx]

You could do a lot worse than having Semin on your PP.

 

[Britishbulldog]

DarrenDreger: Not sure who's reporting...maybe @Eklund , but Brian Burke couldn't be more emphatic in saying Toronto is NOT in on Nash.  As you were...

@FriedgeHNIC

Toronto is no longer on Rick Nash's list of destinations

Leafs Not in on Nash. (E1)

"per Darren Dreger, TSN."
- Eklund

;D

those two should just have sex and get it over with.

I am kind of old fashioned and must say I am glad that they are fighting over Nash and not Semen...

 

[Corn Flake]

You could do a lot worse than having Semin on your PP.

Yeah but I've heard Semin on your bench can be messy.

 

[Kin]

You could do a lot worse than having Semin on your PP.

Yeah but I've heard Semin on your bench can be messy.

Not to mention that in the dressing room Semin can be a major distraction.